A PANCAKE DAY POEM (A lost cause)
A LOST CAUSE
They’ve cancelled this years pancake race
Because of all the dangers it involved
This dangerous sport should now be banned
Until the problems can be solved,
Mrs Cakeworthy just last year stubbed her little toe
But she carried on to finish
How brave was that she let us know
Her sister fell and hurt her arm
They had to put it into traction
And more than that it was a tragedy
With her tossing arm out of action
Bill Arkright slipped upon a pancake
That some one else had dropped
He said that it just wasn’t fair,
The race should have been stopped
But Elsie Hemsup caused a stir
When her pancake dropped into her vest
And the vicar tried to get it out
And so did all the rest,
Granddad Dodson was the worst
His trousers round his ankles fell
They arrested him for flashing
‘Cos his underpants fell down as well
And when the race was over
And the Mayer’s thanks had all been heard
They all said he was a bit of a thanker
Or some such similar word,
So the pancake race was banned for ever
A less dangerous sport was found
There’re going to try a mountaineering race
But only on flat ground.