This is a small poem pretty topical about plastic surgery
A SHOCK FOR THE DOC


Mary Ann went for a check up
At the clinic in the town
She said I have had a few things done
For that I’m pretty well renown
I’ve had my eyes pulled back a bit
And some skin’s been taken out
My nose had some attention
Then my lips I can now pout
Creases taken from my neck
And my boobs made bigger as well
A tummy tuck, that keeps me slim
I suppose that you can tell
The doctor said ‘I take it that’s all yours,
If down below I’ll examine if I can’
She said ‘well  there might just be a problem
‘cos I used to be a man‘.